Photoplasty winner gets 10,000 pennies; image macro winner gets 20,000! Because you are not making any cents! You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room. Sarcastic comebacks come in handy any time someone is behaving in a particularly annoying way. Ding, hey did anyone hear that? Someday, you might actually say something intelligent. Rather than kicking yourself later when you think of something clever you should have said, keep a few witty insults and comebacks at the ready, just in case. Self absorbed and full of shit.
I think that was the elevator because you're not on my level! Never mind, you won't get it. She hit my arm trying to move me but I said what I had to and she moved away. Girl: I doubt she ever said that about you! If people are giving you a hard time, try one of our rudest comebacks ever to shut them up. No matter what you do someone is going to judge you for it, you could be the most beautiful person on the planet and someone will call you unattractive. A penny for your thoughts is too pricey 5. You can put your foot in your mouth and your head up your ass at the same time! And what have you accomplished in your lift time that makes you Einstein? There are some remarkably dumb people in this world.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on the planet. I dreamed I was you. I want to throw you out the window and make you regret what you said. . I'm sorry, I was ignoring you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. × Ad Blocker Detected We've noticed you're currently running ad blocking software.
Never mind, its too long. The hater will probably complaining and hating on someone else next week. Whenever you post something profound or opinionated online you open yourself up to the scrutiny of others. Why not take today off? Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. I hate you if you ever insult anyone.
They kicked my ass out. She moved me over to the side to take my place in line, giving the excuse that she just went to the bathroom. Was anyone else hurt in the accident? Or did your neck just throw up? What you can control is what you do everyday towards reaching your goals, keep following your unique path and journey. We've all been in that situation where someone issued us a burn and we just couldn't think up a comeback. You really can't go wrong with these one liners. Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? I pick up books like you pick up sweets! Come to think of it, your face is old, too.
The garbage truck is coming! You're just mad that your dad's pussy is pinker than yours. Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor. This is coming from the poster child for adoptions?? It's the sound of no one caring. I want to tell my mom but how? Does the new one work any better? It helps me remember that the garbage needs to be thrown out. Boy: Fuck you, you little bitch! Try your best not to take it personally, have as little interaction with the hater as you possibly can.
It should be, you sap. I was at the zoo. That is where most accidents happen. A: The back of my hand. How do you get it to curl out of your nostrils like that? Comebacks are a rare and fleeting thing, as most of us will only think of the perfect retort to someone hours after they've actually insulted us. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than whatever you just said.
The only thing offending me right now is your face. Which way did you come in? Here are some classic 'Yo Mamma' one liners for you. Did someone leave your cage open? Your mother left here at 9 this morning… Leave me alone! Because your days are numbered! Thank you for the Bullshit sandwich, but I'm full. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural. Arm yourself Ever wanted to be the comic who always has a comeback for everything? Guy: That's what she said! You get a minute to yourself to think of something witty to say and then post it for the world to see with hilarious results. You just have bad luck at thinking. It is trying to access its file with good phrases, but the process seems to be as if looking for a needle in a haystack.